Dear Duke,

I know that you have not spoken to your twin brother since you fell out many years ago and he is now married to a lovely lady called Pansy and they have two children.
For reasons that we do not know he has gone missing now for the past few weeks. Pansy has been beside herself with worry and has gone off in search of him.
We believe that she may be heading towards Kymer as one of his friends said he received a letter from you, which we now suspect wasn’t from you.

If you do find him please let us know as soon as possible.

Ma and Pa