Fortunately Unfortunately with Cats

March 9, 2006

Muse News

 

 

Summers Pet, Dandelion, Summer Breeze, ~*Lady DustyRose of Narnia*~, Starblazer, Starmist, Dragonheart, Penny, StarWatcher, Muse Polyhymnia, Muse Calliope, Jsßabe, Kjata

Sister was wonderful to host Minister's Cat last week as I was out chasing Fred.  I should have realized that it's the time of year for him to go and visit his friends.  Rather than just mention that he was taking a vacation, he decided to lead me on a wild fish chase around the jungle!  He had better bring me a gift to make up for the trouble!!!  We had quite a few cats join us for Minister's Cat this evening so we decided to honor them with a game of Fortunately Unfortunately with Cats as the topic.  We came up with quite a fun story!

Jsßabe: fortunately cats make a soothing sound when they purrrrrrr
DustyBrat of Narnia: unfortunately they also howl
*Boots*: fortunately only at the moon
Summers Pet: unfortunately I'm allergic to them
Muse Calliope: Fortunately they are very calming
Dandelion: unfortunately wif my allergies, I sneezed my brains out
Muse Polyhymnia: fortunately I have few brains to be blown out
Penny: unfortunately .. she chooses to sneeze her brains out at 3 a.m.
Dragonheart: fortunately most cats are loving creatures
Kjata: unfortunately, sometimes their way of showing love is funny when they claw up your furniture
StarWatcher: Fortunately, my cat does not scratch up my furniture and is big enough for snuggling!
Jsßabe: unfortunately some cats are mean and have long claws to scratch you with
Starmist: fortunately they are soft and cuddly most of the time
DustyBrat of Narnia: unfortunately they make messes in the litterbox
*Boots*: fortunately some kitties have litterbox covers
Summers Pet: unfortunately the messes they make stink
Dandelion: Fortunately, some nice hooman cleans out all da poopies and makes da box smell fresh again
Dragonheart: Unfortunately it smells worse by then
Starblazer: Fortunately so MANY people love us we are favorite pets
Penny: Unfortunately this makes life difficult if you happen to be a dog
Kjata: fortunately im petting a nice cat right now
StarWatcher: unfortunately, I do not know where my kitty is at the moment
Jsßabe: fortunately I will be afk for the next 5 mins putting my cat out for the night ~*Lady DustyRose of Narnia*~: fortunately mines fed and out for the night
Summer Breeze: unfortunately cats have very bad dandurf
Dandelion: fortunately they gots lotsa nice shampoos ta take care of kitty dandruf
Dragonheart: unfortunately they stink
Starblazer: fortunately Dragonheart is being protected by pretty muse ladies or I'd scratch him
Penny: Unfortunately .. they prefer only the finest wines
Kjata: fortunately Penny came back to speak on the cats and wines
StarWatcher: Unfortunately, big kitties eat expensive food and have expensive grooming bills!
Jsßabe: fortunately our cats came to us when they were trying to escape four very bad hurricanes
Starmist: unfortunately some cats got very wet
~*Lady DustyRose of Narnia*~: fortunately many were rescued and found new homes
Summer Breeze: unfortunately I'm tired and wish I was a cat right now. cat naps ahhhhhhhhh
Dandelion: Fortunately ya can go ta sleep even if ya not a cat
Dragonheart: unfortunately, cat get fat from sleeping so much
Starblazer: fortunately fish is not fattening and cats love fishies
Penny: Unfortunately they work off those extra calories by doing jumping jacks on you all night
Kjata: fortunately my cat is a good mouser
Penny: fortunately mousies can hide real good
StarWatcher: Unfortunately, there are no mice in my house for my cat to chase.

We hope you have an enjoyable weekend and be sure and join us next week for Minister's Cat!

 

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