Leprechauns of Kymer
by GINRO

Thanks Sir Patrick
With your popularity so great
We have to run and hide under the brick
Cuz the whole Kymer is after our golds,
We can no longer just hide and wait!
It would a been easy job, if we only had a magic stick,
From the hands of those who are trying to get hold!

Begorrah, We say
Some hundreds eyes are on us now!
But Nay!
We will never give up our pots, we will hide with our piece of Rainbow!
We shall drink green beer at the victory day,
When we all shouts out Happy St. Patrick Day!

Until then, We shall hide,
No matter how our poor short legs cry!
With all this It is fair to play some practical jokes on Kymerian, ey?

An amusement
by maiden

There was 3 men fishing a angel came down and asked what they wish for
1 man said my back hurts the angle touched him and he was well
2 man said could i see and instantly he had sight
3 man said don't touch me i on disability social security

St. Patty's Haiku
by Wasser B. Maus

Happy St. Pat's Day
Pots filled with Gold all about
And always GREEN Cheese!