Mad Lib Thank You Notes

January 13, 2010

Being a prim and proper Muse, Terpsichore was very concerned that everyone had sent out their thank you notes for all the lovely gifts they received from Kringle. She asked who had sent out their notes and no one was williing to say that they had or had not.

She felt that a little coaxing would go a long way so she persuaded the group to write two thank you notes for gifts given. She did this in the manner of Mad Libs and ended up with two very interesting letters.

Dear Jester Scar,

I want to thank you for sending me that hot gift. I never had a watermelon before. I can use it to fix my toys. It will also help me to keep my leg warm if we have hot weather.

Your stoopid and sexy,
Muse Euterpe

Muse Euterpe did not know if she should feel insulted or complimented by this letter. The group seemed to think both feelings applied.

Dear Oracle Houston,

I really like the mug you sent me. It must have cost you a lot of Jester tokens. All of the other Acolytes have slippery computers. But mine is the only one with six floors. It will help me to do my easy work, and I know I will get better rifles this year. Trashka says I can help with the dishes next year.

Sincerely,
Acolyte Gel

There was some concern that Gel was planning on using the rifles when she helped Trashka with the dishes. The result was that Gel was planning some skeet shooting in the near future.

Please join the Muses next Wednesday at noon for more Potpourri games at the Muse Pond locale.