Jester Marionette went to the Faire in the hopes of finding ACE HUNT TREES TORE <1>. She brought with her 100 tokens, CHESS STINK ACE <2>, she found something she wanted.
A store owner saw her eyeing a lovely necklace and wanted 250 tokens for it. In her cutest, but loudest voice she called him, ALLOW SEEK ROOK <3>.
She went to Jester Joe King for help, but he left her OWL TENTH US NO <4> in THUD HEAD OVEN HEIGHT<5> with IT CHIEF HEAT<6>. Jester Joe King said he would not let Marionette back into the warmth until she calmed down. This caused her to get upset and she held her breath till she was BLEW WHEN THIEF ACE <7>
Jester Joe King decided to be nice to her and offered her the beginning of a rhyme to calm her down. He said: FURS TAR RISE HEAT WHO NIGHT <8>. She calmed down quite a bit thinking about a wish and she wished for ACE HOG CLICK LUSTER <9>.
Joe King gave her the one that he had been keeping in his pocket for the past 6 years and said take this one; HIT SPIN COULD FROM ME <10> Upon taking his lucky candy Jester Marionette left Joe King HI HAND RYE <11>. She decided to take Joe King back to the store and see if there was anything she could afford for him.
They wandered off to the store singing WISH SHALLOW FORK HUM <12>. The owner of the country store came out and asked them if they would like CALM FEET HE WORM ELK <13>. Joe King asked for US HEAVEN FOR TEASE HEAVEN <14>. The store owner didn't know what that was so instead he offered HASTE HUFF DANNY MULL <15>. Joe King then decided he would like HASTE ROBBER REAP EYE <16>. The store owner was glad to oblige and it was only 90 tokens. Jester Marionette paid him and thanked him and said HINEY DAIRY SEAT <17>. The treat was quickly eaten by Joe King as they stood in the store.
After leaving his drippings on the floor, the two wandered out with the shopkeeper calling after them, BEES URINE CALL LUG INN <18>. Do you think this story is FACTOR FIG SHIN <19>.
Muse Euterpe apologized for her Tall Tale, saying: "Before I tell tall tales again, I shall have to wash my mouth out with, BARFS HOPE <20>.
Then she shared a secret in a silly sentence. UPHILL OKAY SWANK HILT became LAY DISSOLVE THIN HEIGHT so they could meet US HER FUR <21>. Everyone giggled and told her she should go to Atlantis.
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