Mad Gab

March 3, 2010

Muse News

 

 

The Muses arrived to a lonely Pond local thinking they might not have any guests. Soon enough, several people straggled in to join Euterpe's garbled game. She had prepared a wild tale to go with her Mad Gabs. ~~Journey~~, Feellicks, DD of Narnia, Sierra, Dusty, Lady Songbird SK Elf and Ginro had a hilarious time tying up their tongues and laughing and her funny phrases. See if you can figure out what she is saying, the answers are provided at the end.

Jester Marionette went to the Faire in the hopes of finding ACE HUNT TREES TORE <1>. She brought with her 100 tokens, CHESS STINK ACE <2>, she found something she wanted.

A store owner saw her eyeing a lovely necklace and wanted 250 tokens for it. In her cutest, but loudest voice she called him, ALLOW SEEK ROOK <3>.

She went to Jester Joe King for help, but he left her OWL TENTH US NO <4> in THUD HEAD OVEN HEIGHT<5> with IT CHIEF HEAT<6>. Jester Joe King said he would not let Marionette back into the warmth until she calmed down. This caused her to get upset and she held her breath till she was BLEW WHEN THIEF ACE <7>

Jester Joe King decided to be nice to her and offered her the beginning of a rhyme to calm her down. He said: FURS TAR RISE HEAT WHO NIGHT <8>. She calmed down quite a bit thinking about a wish and she wished for ACE HOG CLICK LUSTER <9>.

Joe King gave her the one that he had been keeping in his pocket for the past 6 years and said take this one; HIT SPIN COULD FROM ME <10> Upon taking his lucky candy Jester Marionette left Joe King HI HAND RYE <11>. She decided to take Joe King back to the store and see if there was anything she could afford for him.

They wandered off to the store singing WISH SHALLOW FORK HUM <12>. The owner of the country store came out and asked them if they would like CALM FEET HE WORM ELK <13>. Joe King asked for US HEAVEN FOR TEASE HEAVEN <14>. The store owner didn't know what that was so instead he offered HASTE HUFF DANNY MULL <15>. Joe King then decided he would like HASTE ROBBER REAP EYE <16>. The store owner was glad to oblige and it was only 90 tokens. Jester Marionette paid him and thanked him and said HINEY DAIRY SEAT <17>. The treat was quickly eaten by Joe King as they stood in the store.

After leaving his drippings on the floor, the two wandered out with the shopkeeper calling after them, BEES URINE CALL LUG INN <18>. Do you think this story is FACTOR FIG SHIN <19>.

Muse Euterpe apologized for her Tall Tale, saying: "Before I tell tall tales again, I shall have to wash my mouth out with, BARFS HOPE <20>.

Then she shared a secret in a silly sentence. UPHILL OKAY SWANK HILT became LAY DISSOLVE THIN HEIGHT so they could meet US HER FUR <21>. Everyone giggled and told her she should go to Atlantis.

Since that was all the Mad Gabs she had for today, she thanked everyone for playing and let them choose a puppy to take home. Join the Muses next Wednesday at the Muse Pond for more Potpourri games.

 

ANSWERS:
1> a country store
2> just in case
3> a lousy crook
4> out in the snow
5> the dead of nigh
6> itchy feet
7> blue in the face
8> First star I see tonight
9> a chocolate cluster
10> it's been good for me
11> high and dry
12> We Shall Overcome
13> coffee or milk
14> a 747
15> a stuffed animal
16> a strawberry pie
17> I need a receipt
18> Be sure and call again
19> Fact or Fiction
20> bar of soap
21> A pillow case and quilt, ladies of the night, a surfer.

 

Article by Muse Terpsichore©2010
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