All avatars went panicking when the leprechaun told us she didn't have pot of gold.
As it should be, because I don't have a pot of gold, heehee.
Be aware we will search your pockets for gold if you keep saying you don't have it.
Best not search my pockets, all you'll find is lint.
Come on lil red friend share the gold or I'll call a banshee to curse ya.
Careful, Banshees are loud.
Devil be gettin ya and turning ya green if ya don't hand over that there gold!!!!
Devil likes Red don't you know
Everyone would leave u alone and stop chasing ya if you just gave me your gold.
Everyone would leave me alone, if they just understood that Red leprechauns don't have any gold
For giving gold pot up, you'll be invited to ride on top of the St. Patrick day parade.
For a ride, I can get a donkey.
Good, now give me the gold please and you can ride along with your donkey.
Gold, what gold?
How am going to top these phrases except with my pwetty smile pwease gimme that gold.
How can I show you gold, when I have none?
I think you should let us look in your pocket now.
I only have two, no, three, wait four pockets, and they are all empty, except for lint.
Just hand it over we know ya got it hid somewhere like under ya hat maybe?
Just keep your hands out of my pants pockets, you have cold hands and they are a little too close for comfort. There's no gold there, I tell you!
Kindly hand it over B4 TP tickles ya to death... she a good tickler.
Kindly keep your paws to yourself. I am not ticklish.
Lets share what you do have in your pocket!!!
Lint, I'd be happy to share all the lint I have, here's a handful, just for you.
Might as well give up the gold we got ya trapped fair and square.
May have me trapped, but 7 to 1 isn't very fair.
Now, step right up ladies, this is regular security measure. Oooo, now what you have here that's beeping my metal detector?
Not gold, just my brass buckles on me shoes.
Ohhh but I do see some sparkling coming from behind you.
Oh, it's just the sun sparking off the dew in the grass.
Pets Question??? why don't you just share with us nice people <beams pwetty>
Please understand, I just don't have any gold.
Question 2 what else is in your pocket except lint<grin>
Questions, questions, that's all you ask. All I have is lint and that lucky penny.
Really now we all know you are a trickster therefore fibbing about no gold so just hand it over and make it easy on ya self.
Really, How dare you accuse me of untruths! Red Leprechauns always tell the truth.
Surely your pocket is getting heavy, why don't you unload it in our hands?
See here, I handed you most of the lint and the penny isn't very heavy at all.
Tall for a real leprechaun definitely so must have a huge pot of gold to share.
Tall Leprechauns wear Red, you should read up on your Leprechaun lore.
Up & Down on the roller coaster ride, what I hear from your pocket is surely the metallic clinging noise.
Universal rule of Red Leprechauns, we never have gold.
Very pleased to see that you want to share half the gold with me and donate the rest of it to the Orphans :)
Very confused at how you got that from the present conversation.
Well well now just give it up I am sure its up your dress<frown>
Well, if Red Leprechauns had gold, I'd give it up, but we don't we have something else.
X-tra large pockets under that robes are falling down now.
Xtraordinary, that you all climbed in my pockets digging for gold, I told you wasn't there, no wonder my pockets are so large now.
You really will get warts for fibbing so much about ya gold.
You should be covered in them by now, for fibbing that I have any gold, when all I have is...nope not gonna tell ya.
Zebras will hunt your every step if you do not hand over your gold now <grin>
Zippety, do dah!, They'll never find my treasure, even if it's not gold! |