It Never Happened

June 23, 2010

Muse News

 

 

Muse Euterpe and I arrived to find two kitties, !~*~ShPiNx~*~! and Pussycat waiting for us.

We were very excited to be back to our games, between scheduled events and the time warp we had a very long absence, in which mother had managed to keep us pretty busy. As more people joined us, Muse Euterpe shared her shock at waking up to find time had reversed itself. As it turned out we were very relieved, as we had been caught with some contraband, by Mother, under our beds. However, we realized she had not found it yet and we still had time to remove it and never get in trouble.

Muse Euterpe decided to play a game thinking of all the things the muses might have gotten away with due to the time reversal. Of course being proper young ladies, there is always a line they would never cross. The first item suggested was smoking. Terpsichore recalled being told she looked smoking and that it seemed to be a good thing. Other suggestions included playing on pan mountain without a chaperone, making pizza with a certain mage, sneaking a pan in, to show roses and sneaking cookies under the pillows.

After people got the idea Euterpe decide to try it alphabetically, in reverse from Z to A. Here is the list of things we never did:

Zebra in the closet
Yodeling in the shower (Urania will be quite glad no one ever heard)
eXcavating in mother's closet (Euterpe noted, her closet is neat as a pin, but piled quite high)
Wading at Atlantis with hems tucked up and ankles exposed
Voicing your opinion
Umbrella open in house
Trysting in the SK woods (Euterpe swears it was just a quiet chat with a shy boy, we wonder)
Sitting in the sand in my bikini (Interrupted by Euterpe's scream, "You never had a bikini!" I must've been in my underwear then, but of course, that never happened.)
Rescuing another wild critter and hiding it under the bed
Quietly eating that ice cream before it melts
Poetry of the racy kind (Euterpe smiled, she always did like poetry and good horse races)
O. .quietly sneaking the surfboard outside(best way to get to Atlantis)...hmm, that doesn't begin with O. Oooops DD thought she had Q. We were distracted by Lady Songbird's arrival.
Nearly falling out of the tree momma told me not to climb
Making Mage meade with them
Loving up on the Minister's Cat
Kicking up your heels and almost showing our ankles
Jumping wildly showing our knickers(We felt risque' just showing our ankles accidentally)
Ice skating with a secret admirer in the winter cave
Hiding bon bons under our bed
Googling naked beach volleyball guys (Muse Euterpe exclaimed, "There were never any naked volleyball players!" I certainly didn't see any while sitting on the beach in my bikini)
Fooling around in the belfry
Everyone flies where they want to go
Dashing through the garden during a spring rain (We only hie, never run or dash)
Climbing down the rose trellis to play in the rain puddles (and we never tore our robe doing it)
Baking Mage cookies to go with the Mage meade
Arriving home late, after curfew

We did one more short round with our guest thinking of things that never happened to them because of the time reverse. !~*~ShPiNx~*~! never had that bad mouse attack. Dusty never got drunk on Atlantis juice of the gods. During the end of our game, Jester Dips dropped by to greet us and our guests, then wandered off. I continued, never having knit knots in sister's hair while she slept. DD never got Trelmer rent paid and lost all her SK things. We ended the game there and shared two teacup fuzzies with each player, an extra to make up for all the time we had missed due to the travel back in time.

We hope to see all our guests again and new friends too, next Wednesday 9am at the Muse pond for more Potpourri Games. We will try to stay out of trouble till then.

 

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