How to Win Votes

July 14, 2010

Muse Euterpe found herself surrounded by quite a few young ladies who were eager to help the Pans wins votes in their "Who is the Sexiest Pan" contest. She decided the best way to help would be to find out what the Pans could do to encourage people to vote for them. Of course, this would be done alphabetically.

At first the group thought of things that sounded like something a Pan would naturally do: Careful trickery; Flattery; Give Gifts; Kreepy Kisses; Lots of smooches; Marry Lady Songbird; Propaganda; Xylophone serenade.

Euterpe decided that they should really work for their votes so she asked each guest to think of something more practical that they could do to win votes. These answers were very enlightening. The ladies wanted someone to; Bake Bread; Do the Dishes; Envelope licking; Grocery shop; Laundry; Nappy changing; Organizing garage; Quality back rubs.

Euterpe thought the second list was a very good one but not one the Pans would be able to follow. They were seen throughout the week smooching and gift giving to get their votes.

Each person ended the hour taking home one of Calliope's lovely Bunny Buddies to care for.