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A report on an event which occurred on the Village Porch at about 8pm/nh on saturday, June 22, 2002. There were very few witnesses, early on the morning of saturday, June 22, 2002, when one of the porch's most famous (or infamous) avatars made a startling announcement. In a momentary lapse of concentration, C@rol announced that she would no longer be participating in the fox hunts. This was the opportunity that many of us had been waiting for. A chance to finally expose the machinations of the porch's most recognised blond fox. I spent most of the day online, scurrying around collecting evidence and interviewing her fellow foxes and many of their victims. Knowing that we were flirting with the possibility of devastating repercussions, by trying to do a report/expose' on such an entrenched public figure, we carefully documented all the interviews and evidence. As the full story began to come out, we realised we had really opened Pandora's Box. We decided to take one final precaution in an effort to avoid being stopped by her organisation. I announced that the report would be aired at 10pm/nh, then shortly before 8pm, I announced a change of schedule. The report would actually be aired at 8pm/nh. The effort to avoid interference failed. Below is a transcript of what actually transpired on the porch at 8pm/nh. The transcript starts about 5 minutes before the report was to be aired.
Pokee Joe: *NEWS FLASH*
Pokee Joe: C@rol stops being foxy...details at 8 pm/nh Emmeau: almost time C@rol: maybe the cable will go out and he won't be able to broadcast [G] Frop: lol Sabine: beast [wave] C@rol: beast[wave] C@rol: Gracie[wave] Pokee Joe: Okay people... Pokee Joe: our program director, John, tells me we are almost ready. Gracie: who has the scarecrow hat please? Pokee Joe: maybe another 5 minutes and we will start the report C@rol: Keisuke Emmeau: let's do a commercial C@rol: lol Pokee Joe: go ahead Twinky Babe: System message? [G] (Emmeau pulls his head off and tucks it under his arm, dark glops float out of his neck polluting the air around him) Emmeau: i used to wash my fur in head without shoulders C@rol: hahahaha Emmeau: but now i changed Emmeau: to fur-o-shine (Emmeau puts his head back on and the pollution glops vanish) Pokee Joe: lol Twinky Babe: lol Emmeau: and i am all shiney Emmeau: my fur smells like it never smelt before Emmeau: buy fur-o-shine Twinky Babe: *puts peg on nose* goldelocks: yep beautiful emmeau Pokee Joe: lol Gracie: LOL Em C@rol: and QUICK Pokee Joe: anyone else want to get in a commercial plug before we start? C@rol: if you act now Emmeau: call now C@rol: we'll throw in an extra bottle at 1/2 price for the first 15 callers Emmeau: operators are standing by to take your order Twinky Babe: 1800 FUROSHINE Emmeau: if lines are busy Emmeau: call back later Emmeau: but do call goldelocks: nooopppppppppeeeeee Emmeau: with our 24 second money back guarantee you dont take any risk Twinky Babe: wonder if it will work on my bra C@rol: rofl Emmeau: lol Pokee Joe: is it fur? Pokee Joe: or faux? Twinky Babe: it looks it? Twinky Babe: I take after ma Bro[jump] Emmeau: it better not be real fur Sis [frown] Pokee Joe: lol Twinky Babe: lol ESPer Emmeau: and it better not be ma Pokee Joe: okay folks... Sabine: I like fur Pokee Joe: John tells me we are ready Emmeau: my fur Emmeau: [G] Pokee Joe: ***8 PM NEWS*** Sabine: [pets] Pokee Joe: ***NEWS FLASH*** goldelocks: reasy for what? C@rol: [hiding] (C@rol moves behind Frop, apparently filled with remorse and shame for the forthcoming expose', but I see that she is confidently laughing at me out of sight of the cameras) Pokee Joe: ***C@rol stops being foxy*** Twinky Babe: no offers to rub in the fur-o-shine goldelocks: ready Pokee Joe: This morning, NH's very own favorite Twinky Babe: oh listens Pokee Joe: blonde fox made the stunning announcement Pokee Joe: that she would no longer be participating Pokee Joe: in the fox hunts. Pokee Joe: That leaves the field clear for all of NH's goldelocks: r u some sort of gossip reporter Frop: omg Pokee Joe: lesser foxes, who normally get passed by Pokee Joe: in the search for the foxiest fox of all. Pokee Joe: Shortly after making the announcement, Pokee Joe: C@rol wandered away from the porch, Pokee Joe: only to return a few minutes later with a fox. Pokee Joe: That action indicates that she has merely C@rol: hahahaha Frop: hah! Pokee Joe: shifted from prey to hunter, so look out Pokee Joe: all you foxy dudes. Pokee Joe: Paybacks are hell Quasi Jr.: lol Pokee Joe: ...or so they say. C@rol: hahaha Emmeau: LOL Twinky Babe: rofl Emmeau: Awesome Sabine: good one Joe Sabine: Coal, Maddie [wave] Emmeau: [applauds] [bow] Pokee Joe: John? Pokee Joe: [pressing earbud more firmly into ear Pokee Joe: What's going on John? Twinky Babe: Hey Coal[wave] Maddie[wave] Pokee Joe: Who is yelling in the booth? Pokee Joe: WHAT?!? Pokee Joe: Who are they John? Pokee Joe: ...parking police?!? Coal: hey everyone [wave] Pokee Joe: YOU CAN'T LET THEM TAKE THE INTERVIEW TAPES, JOHN! Pokee Joe: STOP THEM! Frop: lol Pokee Joe: What do you mean, it is too late? Twinky Babe: lol Emmeau: LOL Pokee Joe: Pokee Joe: Sorry folks...it seems that Ceili's private Pokee Joe: police force broke into the studio and Pokee Joe: confiscated the interview tapes and all Pokee Joe: my working files. Pokee Joe: C@rol: [snicker] Pokee Joe: We had interviews of several of C@rol's Pokee Joe: closest competitors, but they are all gone Pokee Joe: now Frop: the gestapo strikes again Twinky Babe: oh no!! Pokee Joe: Pokee Joe: My working files had all the evidence Pokee Joe: supporting this report and expose', but Pokee Joe: that's all gone too Pokee Joe: Pokee Joe: All that is left is my summary notes Pokee Joe: which were in my pocket Pokee Joe: Emmeau: cool Twinky Babe: so the foxy blonde outfoxed you? Pokee Joe: Well...the show must go on... Pokee Joe: somehow Pokee Joe: Emmeau: use the notes Pokee Joe: what was that john? Emmeau: [react] Pokee Joe: how can I be fired? I'm freelancing this Pokee Joe: wait a minute...how did they find out... C@rol: lol Emmeau: lol Pokee Joe: I understand, John Pokee Joe: Pokee Joe: okay, John. Pokee Joe: Pokee Joe: sorry folks, I am informed that the rest Pokee Joe: of the report is being suppressed under Pokee Joe: the "Official Secrets Act" Twinky Babe: lol Pokee Joe: Frop: lol Emmeau: lol Pokee Joe: we now return you to your regularly Pokee Joe: scheduled boredom C@rol: So, I'm safe? lol Twinky Babe: booo hissss Emmeau: looks like it C@rol C@rol: whew!! Emmeau: awesome Joe Emmeau: wtg Twinky Babe: [jump] C@rol: thanks Joe [grin][grin][grin] funny Pokee Joe: wonder if I'll still have an account in the morning? Pokee Joe: t/y [grin] Twinky Babe: & to think he did it with his clothes on[grin][jump] Emmeau: i'm sure Pokee Joe: glad you all enjoyed it Sabine: that was great Joe Pokee Joe: t/y [grin][bow] C@rol: I can come out now lol Twinky Babe: made me laff[react] C@rol: same here [react] Emmeau: yes, you can lol Twinky Babe: OH CArol, you found a fox?[grin] Emmeau: lol C@rol: weren't you listening twink? lol Twinky Babe: huh? [G] Frop: she sez she found it, I think she mugged someone Pokee Joe: yep...she let me go ahead and report that much [sigh] Twinky Babe: next she will win the raffle, you wait & see Frop: cant happen C@rol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Emmeau: no way it's my turn Twinky Babe: well Pokee Joe: welll it's all someone elses problem, now Pokee Joe: I'm out of the entire situation |
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