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by tackeŽ |
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Wednesday night I heard of a disturbing event that took place in the Park early that day during TJays Pot Bingo game held at 9 AM. Apparently TJay has held said game there for awhile now and has become good friends with the Snowman that was placed there earlier in the winter season and has recently been removed. Being distraught over the disappearance of her Hosting companion she was offering a 10K reward for any information into his whereabouts. Then Sammy, being the friend that she is and being willing to collect on the 10K, produces her own snowman " Plasty " from her pocket to keep the upset host company during her game. Then disaster hits. From the clouds an avie materializes by the name of Robert. During the laughter and frolic of the game Robert starts to Delete pixels in some kind of a wild raged flurry and *Wam* Plasty goes down. Gone, incinerated right before the eyes of all in the locale. So disturbed by this unspeakable and blatant frosticide the game grins to a standstill. Screams, confusion and pandemonium ruled over the crowd the likes that haven't been seen scene the world crashed and all were exiled to Glass City. I was talking to Sammy Thursday AM as she was still mourning over her loss and agree to take on her case in hopes to receive some kind of compensation if not just some closure. It all seemed to be a pretty clean cut case having so many witnesses but once I started my investigation the plot seemed to get deeper and deeper leading all the way back to the reward offering host herself. Thursday while at the scene of the crime, which i might add I noticed no attempt by management to seal off the area for possible evidence, I believe the true story started to unfold. Sammy, TJay, a few witnesses and myself was there as i asked questions in attempt to make my case. I was being told of all their recollections of this crime where TJay admitted she was in charge of watching the deceased when low and behold, DJ joyfully romped threw the locale holding a snow mans head in his arms. Once I brought this to every ones attention Sammy recalled DJ saying something about paying Robert off for something. TJay also then admitted he felt as though she was being a little to " friendly " with the snowman. Shortly after this new information DJ once again appears among us empty handed and playing innocent. When I asked him of his whereabouts during the time of the melter he clams to have been in his turf but was unable to produce a credible alibi. Then he admitted he did have a meeting with Robert but it was only to tell him what a wonderful job he was doing, which was hard to believe from the lack of brown on his trunk. When asked of any knowledge of any relationship between Plasty and his wife other than a professional one he replied " No Way". Then after a barrage of questioning by myself and others in the locale DJ broke down or just slipped up and admitted " I heard the snowman had a thing for my wife but I had no idea!!!!!!!" then to go on clamming he's being framed. Walking away from the locale to start piecing together the events from the testimony I'd just received i was believing the indecent looking little member of our usually quite crime free community when I received to very interesting and incriminating ESPs: ESP from DJ: Robert I think they may be on to us! ESP from DJ: ooops sorry miss esp'd Now the pieces started falling into place........... so I thought. Returning to the scene of the crime once again with the aid of mama which brought a duplicate snowman that resembled the Victim in an attempt to recreate the tragedy of the day before I was questioning Shelly35 which was participating in the Pot Bingo game during the assassination. She answered my questions as she stood at the last known location of Sammys beloved companion.When I asked her to recall her recollection of Plasty demise she had no problem identifying Robert as the " Hit Man " and to the fact that he admitted it and showed no remorse and offered no compensation nor an apology to Sammy claiming his unheld presence qualified him as " Public Domain " in attempt to impress upon the stunned on lookers that no crime was committed. She also stated that her and others believed DJ ordered the hit. Under further conversation with the witness Shelly35 i slightly changed my line of questioning towards any other recollections she had of the relationship between the host TJay and the snowman being that she has seen them together in that locale countless times his winter. In several answers she gave me she used the word " Obsessed " when referring to how TJay reacted in the snow mans presence even pointing out the 10K reward she was offering for his safe return. It is the opinion of tac, t@cker & tacker Toons at Law that yes the hit on the snowman was ordered by DJ but also Robert knowingly leaked this information to TJay days before, removing her private passion to some undisclosed location, giving her time to produce a "stand in" target which she did by posting a bogus reward on her TMA and unwittingly dragging her friend Sammy's poor Plasty to take the fall thus Robert pleasing both clients and doubling his fee. |
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