A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn –

   

WIFE: "What would you do if I died?   Would you get married again?" 

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" 

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" 

HUSBAND: "Of course I do." 

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" 

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." 

WIFE: "You would?  (with a hurtful look on her face)." 

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). 

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" 

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" 

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" 

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." 

WIFE: "Would she wear my jewelry?" 

HUSBAND: "Well, I suppose so." 

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" 

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

...

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Dooooh..."