I was taking a shortcut through the cemetery on Halloween night
when..
Robert jumped out from behind a tombstone wearing a pink tutu and a big grin
What could be scarier than Robert in a pink tutu? Absolutely nothing, you
could have stuck a freakin' ghost in front of me... but Robert in a pink tutu?
Jesus christ! I screamed like a girl, and began to run in the opposite
direction. All of a sudden.. someone else popped up in my path. I was wrong...
there was something scarier than Robert in a pink tutu. I fainted dead away at
the awful sight of...
Kenn in a leopard skin thong. He was dancing to Michael Jackson's hit “beat
it“. Fear over took me, I stammered and collapsed at the foul sight. A few
moments later...
I awoke to find Kenn fanning me with the thong . . . eeewww, the stench . . .
and Robert wiping my forehead with his tutu. I was touched at their concern . .
. could they be human after all? But no, the next thing I knew I was at the
bottom of . . . a dark, dank pit. Robert and Kenn didn't seem quite so human
now as they laughed evilly and started to pour strange oils and potions over me.
As I tried to climb out of the pit, I felt something touching my leg...
I tried to pull away but a hand grabbed tight around my ankle. I screamed as I
saw Cherry Pie, smirking gleefully as she kept me in the pit. Now Kenn and
Robert were chanting something... I could barely make out the words...
Whaaaa? “Real Soon Now... Real Soon Now... Real Soon Now... Real Soon Now...“
droning into a hypnotic hum. I passed out yet again and...
when I woke up this time I was in my own bed dripping in sweat. Thank God it
was a dream I thought. Until I pulled back the covers and saw I was wearing a
pink tutu.
--- The Moral Of The Story Is ... ---
Ain't nothin' moral about this story...so just have fun! Happy
Halloween!
